Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
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and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
Going down on a girl is a fucking art form. The noises she makes, the way she grabs your hair, how she arches her back and screams your name- how can you not enjoy that…
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.